No. 01 · Class of 2026

SmartBench

The Watermelon

Founding member. On stage since the very first commit, together with the pumpkin, and has measured everything in sight ever since.

Your phone is in great shape!

The plaque

Stage name
The Watermelon
Instrument
A gauge. The needle is real, the seeds are the scale.
Day job
Checks a phone or tablet: display, touch, processor, graphics, speakers, sensors, battery, camera, microphone, GPS and NFC.
Signature move
Checking a used phone before you pay for it, not after.
Plays with
SpeedBench (co-founder), TuneBench (duets, see the comics).
Debut
September 28, 2026, the first day of fof.lol
Inducted
October 10, 2026

Meet it at work: SmartBench

The original

The logo you see on the site, in colour.

SmartBench
  • The rind is the dial and the seeds are its ticks.
  • The needle points past the middle: the phone is doing fine.
  • The yellow dot on the hub is the same marker yellow as the fof.lol logo.

On paper

The black-and-white version from the blog comics. Model sheet:

  1. calm
  2. delighted
  3. shocked
  4. sly

Biography

Most watermelons end up in a fruit salad. This one was cut in half, given a needle and told to measure things. The rind became the dial, the seeds became the scale, and the result has been checking phones and tablets ever since: the screen pixel by pixel, the touch, the speakers, the sensors, the battery, the camera, GPS and NFC.

It is at its best right before you buy a used phone. The watermelon does not care what the seller says; it cares whether the spot in the corner is really “just dust”. Everything runs in the browser, nothing gets installed, and the results stay on the device unless you share them yourself.

In the comics it is the optimist of the bench: the first to cheer and the first to sweat when a browser opens its fortieth tab. For its induction the face moved a little to the left, so its grin stops bumping into the hub of the needle.

Greatest hits

Where to catch it in the blog comics: